- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

roy g biv

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

andrew wagner

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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