why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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