A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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