Women can vote? WTF

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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