- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Julian Ha.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

snowglobe

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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