Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

Robin, get in the car!

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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