Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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