- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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