- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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