A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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