when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

drew edminstin is a rat

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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