Your mam is so fat.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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