- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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