Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Where's my tractor?

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

im gay

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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