Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

A seal walks into a club.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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