how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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