- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

I'm Polish.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Albert your flies undone.

A bar walks into a man

what are you mike bibby?

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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