- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Knock knock.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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