What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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