Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

why do mexicans get made fun of

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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