- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

CAVE JOHNSON.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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