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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

The duck didn't cross the road.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Patriarchy.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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