roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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THe Election

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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