- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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