Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What's 9+10? 19

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's 9+10 Ebola

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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