- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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