- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

robin, get in the car.

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