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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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