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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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