- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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