- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Fart

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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