What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

The child was fired from his job.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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