- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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