- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

what is orange? an orange

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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