- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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