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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Where are you going Your house

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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