A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

ugvvvvvv

thumb_up thumb_down +2

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

thumb_up thumb_down +2

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

thumb_up thumb_down +2

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

thumb_up thumb_down +2

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops