Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Women's Rights..

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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