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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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