- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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