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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What has two legs? Half a cat

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

I like touching my boobs

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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