Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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The Princess is in another castle

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Anti Joke

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