What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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#IHateHashtags

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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