- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Stop procrastinating.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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