How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

darude- sandstorm

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

did you stub your toe?

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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