- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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