What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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