- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

I went to school. Then I came home.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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