Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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