Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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