Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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what are three short words? i a am

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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