- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

A baby seal walks into a club.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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