3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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robin, get in the car.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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Netflix and chill

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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