Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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