- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

A dog was barking at a tree

Romans rights.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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