- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

This isn't funny.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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