- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Women's rights

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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