Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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