What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

You having friends.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

womens rights

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Call of Duty is a good game.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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