A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

#Hanging Degus

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Yo Momma So Fat!

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