Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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