Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Women's Rights.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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