- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

human centipede

Why can't february march Because april may

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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