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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Waffles ate my grandma

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A jew enters a mall.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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