what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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