One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Sometimes i'm hungry.

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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