- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Roses are red, yup.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Tough crowd tonight...

So a horse walks into a barn.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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