- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

i committed murder

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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