- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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