- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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