so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Women's rights.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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I work at jcpenny

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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