What's a foot long and slippery A dick

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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