- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

What's the difference between a lamp?

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