- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

why did the zebra cross the road?

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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