- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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