Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

im not food

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What's 9+10 Ebola

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

rose are red violets should be purple

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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