Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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