- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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