Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Get it? More.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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