- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Why? Why not?

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

mitchell palmer sucks

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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