- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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