- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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