Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Horse.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

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