What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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