- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What happened to your hamster? It died.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Continents are large islands.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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