- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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