Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Why didn't he finish his

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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