Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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women's rights

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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