- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

What would Muhammed do?

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Womens rights.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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