- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

FUCK THE JEWS

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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