3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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