Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Canadians

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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guess what what that wasnt it

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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