- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Ian's mind Elevator music

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

boobs.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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