what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Blacks

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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what goes boo a sock

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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