- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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