- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Christianity.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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