- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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