two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Anti Joke

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