Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Ian's mind Elevator music

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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