- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

404 Error: Joke not found

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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