What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Christianity.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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