- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats up and also down? your mum

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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