- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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