Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

A woman wears a dress.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

You know whats funny Aids

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What comes after 69? 70

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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