Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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